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Marcelo Rides the Slide Tackle Slip and Slide
It seems they may need to work on the drainage in certain areas of the pitch at Camp Nou, or Marcelo needs to start a new career as a professional slip and slider. Perhaps the grounds staff at Camp Nou need to call in the Brawny man, or his Catalan […] -
Ronaldo and Mourinho Make Post Match Robbery Gestures at the Airport
Ronaldo and Mourinho are not known for their cool heads or self effacing statements, so it kind of make sense they’d take their loss to Barca hard. They may actually have a point that Higuian scored a goal that was disallowed, but either way, they were making the Spanish gesture […] -
Is the Champions League Fixed? Mourinho Seems to Think So
The same questions tend to linger over great teams in the modern age of soccer, or really any team sport. Are the players taking steroids, are they paid off, are the matches fixed, how honest was the ref, but in the end, these allegation are usually lots of huff and […] -
Beautiful El Classico Animated (Video)
This come to us from the same fellah that animated Gareth Bale’s stunning runs a few weeks ago, and I think El Classico looks even better animated. Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com -
Match Preview: Barcelona v. Real Madrid
Today’s Champions League match marks the renewal of one of the most storied and politically charged rivalries in football. On one side of the pitch you have Real Madrid, the wealthiest, and most would agree, the best all around club in all of soccer. But the rivalry doesn’t start there, […] -
Sergio Ramos Drops Copa del Rey Down Front of Bus….It Gets Smashed
Real Madrid may have one their first Copa del Rey in 17 years, unfortunately, it seems we will be need a new cup for next year thanks to Sergio Ramos. Ramos, who was celebrating on their open top bus as they drove through Madrid early this morning, dropped the Copa […] -
FC Barcelona Futsal Goalie Scores From His Own Line
Barcelona is a city known throughout the world for its indoor soccer culture, street matches, and general anywhere, anytime attitude to the sport. So it only makes sense that FC Barcelona would have a competitive futsal team, and they’d be pretty good. But this goal from their keeper is something […] -
Shakira Banned From Bernebau
Colombian singer Shakira has had her music banned from the Bernebau by Real Madrid as she is now dating Gerard Pique, of arch rival Barcelona. Apparently, Shakira and her lying hips will have to wait until the inevitable break of her romance before they will be welcome back on the […]