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It seems Stephen Ireland has found time between making a fool of himself to purchase a new couch for his already absurdly gaudy home. Its velour, just like his clothes in this picture, and with his wife and Chihuahua he looks like a Bond villian, but more than anything, its just creepy….

I can feel the chills running up my spine….

Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com


About the author: Matthew Wall


I've played soccer since I could walk thanks to my father and love keeping up on all the latest gear and gab. I'm in my twenties, and I'm lucky enough to have found work in search marketing for a leading soccer retailer after completing my M.A. at Georgetown in 2008. My team is Liverpool, and national side is Ireland, but I've also got a passion for GAA and a number of sports. Feel free to give me a shout on Google+


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