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It seems Gerard Pique has gone on holiday with his girlfriend, Shakira, and decided to do some whitewater rafting. Now I’ve been white water rafting several times, and let me tell you I wouldn’t bring Shakira because this is what happens. In fact, I had the same experience several weeks ago when my girlfriend drove our raft into a massive fallen tree and flipped it over. But I had the presence of mind not to blame her on Twitter: “Because of @shakira’s lack of synchronization paddling, we all fell off the raft!!”

Someones sleeping on the couch tonight…and if you sell flowers or chocolates and live in Spain, I know someone in the market.

Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com


About the author: Matthew Wall


I've played soccer since I could walk thanks to my father and love keeping up on all the latest gear and gab. I'm in my twenties, and I'm lucky enough to have found work in search marketing for a leading soccer retailer after completing my M.A. at Georgetown in 2008. My team is Liverpool, and national side is Ireland, but I've also got a passion for GAA and a number of sports. Feel free to give me a shout on Google+


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