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Chris Cohen helps to host “Talk of the Terrace” on ESPN UK, and its seems he has written an original song about Torres’ dry spell, and almost everything in football. It’s definitely better than “Friday” by Rebecca Black, but not quite The Beatles. And I never saw JOnh Lennon in a Chelsea jersey.

Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com

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About the author: Matthew Wall


I've played soccer since I could walk thanks to my father and love keeping up on all the latest gear and gab. I'm in my twenties, and I'm lucky enough to have found work in search marketing for a leading soccer retailer after completing my M.A. at Georgetown in 2008. My team is Liverpool, and national side is Ireland, but I've also got a passion for GAA and a number of sports. Feel free to give me a shout on Google+


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