John Spencer maybe a professionally disgruntled Scotsman along with being the manager of the Portland Timbers, and shudder to think what their chainsaw wielding mascot Timber Joey does in his off hours. But they both certainly made some hilarious commercials for their sponsor Alaskan Airlines, and apparently if you wear a Timbers jersey you can get priority boarding with them.
Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com
