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Wayne Rooney’s Brother Selects Early Retirement; Joins the NY Red Bulls
Tweet Today, the MLS has sustained another black eye to its credibility as the New York Red Bulls have drafted Wayne Rooney’s younger, worse but better looking, brother of everyones favorite love rat Wayne Rooney. John Rooney, who was originally a youth player for Everton, and came up through the […] -
Qatar 2022 Fiasco Continues
Tweet Since the award of the 2022 World Cup to the tiny Arabian nation of Qatar it seems all FIFA can do is turn what was a debate on the environmental conditions surrounding the proposed location to an out right fiasco. One of the major criticisms of the Qatar bid […] -
Lost in Translation: Maradona Loves His Players
Tweet No matter how many times I see this, its still funny. Apparently some questions are always destined to get lost in translation, and the look on his face is priceless. Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com -
Stoke City striker Tuncay Tries to Sell Himself via Facebook
Tweet We’ve all heard of players asking for a move out of the club in a formal sense by sending in a written transfer request to their respective club. However, social networking has changed the game and bench-warmer Tuncay is looking to utilize the powers of these tools in a […] -
Roque Santa Cruz to Return Home (Blackburn)
Tweet Throw away that Manchester city soccer jersey, Santa Cruz. ESPNsoccernet understands that City are ready to loan out Santa Cruz and the deal may be finalized in time for the forgotten-striker to make his return to the Rovers on Sunday versus Chelsea. Man City manager Roberto Mancini breaks it […] -
Mourinho in the Hunt for Prolific Old Striker, Again (Miroslav Klose)
Tweet Real Madrid are in desperate need of a true striker. With only one on the first team squad who is as reliable as a World Cup referee (I was going for unreliably, in case you couldn’t tell, cough cough Karim Benzema), Blancos manager is desperate to bring in reinforcements with […] -
Craig Bellamy Arrested
Tweet Everyone’s favorite Welsh bad boy is in the news again for more bad behavior. It seems that punching his way through the rougher bits of England was not enough to sate the mad bloodlust of this Welshman, who turned his attention to two men in their 20’s early on […] -
The Carlo Ancelotti Song
Tweet Not quite sure what to make of this one. But every club needs a song, and apparently every manager does too. He may have fallen on hard times of late, but Carlo Ancelotti will always have this Youtube video to remind him of his success…and why ChelseaTV doesn’t have […]