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Goals My Granny Could’ve Scored: Hapoel Katamon Misses Sitter for Maccabi Yaffo…(Video)

November 2, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

Not sure what Hapoel Katamon said to the gaffer after this pearler…maybe he asked for a loan of his glasses.
Goals My Granny Cold Have Scored: B. Bình Doong Misses Rain Soaked Sitter

April 10, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored, Soccer Fans

To be fair to this poor sod, it seems the rain and pitch conditions didn’t really lend themselves to touch and skill on the ball. However, he really should have put this one away. Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: Luiz Adriano Flouts Laws of Physics to Miss One for Shakthar

March 12, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

Luiz Adriano is a Brazilian striker employed by Ukrainian side Shakthar Donetsk, however he doesn’t seem to be worth the money as their is no doubt my gran would have been better on the end of this ball. I mean it boggle the mind how this ball actually goes over […]
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: Flamengo’s Deivid Misses Open Goal from 1 Yard Out…(Video)

February 23, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

This has to be one of the worst we’ve seen in a while here at Soccerprose, and one of the first from Brazil. But it stands to reason that in a nation known for skill on the ball, there is one guy who fell through the crack, in this case […]
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: Danny Misses Absolute Sitter for Zenit St. Petersburg…(Video)

January 19, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

It seems the planets of Touch and Fail have aligned to bring us another shameful showing of soccer stupidity as Danny of Zenit St. Petersburg misses this absolute sitter. In my opinon, this one is actually worse than Robbie Findley’s awkward flick in the air that went into the top […]
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: Robert Findley Makes Forest’s Merry Men Cry…(Video)

January 18, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

Poor Robbie Findley is that one US international who’s probably good enough for the US national team, but just can’t get over that last hump in the road. He’s been playing for Nottingham Forest of late, and had been making his mark scoring goals and working hard, but after this […]
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: A Look Back on the Finishing Fails 2011…(Video)

January 6, 2012 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

2011 was a year full of joy, tears, revolution, and some truly horrible misses on the football pitch. I can say with confidence my granny could have scored any of these and each player involved got a hair dryer from his manager after the match for some truly awful finishing. […]
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: Edgar Prib Misses Open Goal in German 2nd Divison…(Video)

December 14, 2011 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored

Its rare we spot a goal scoring fail so awful, so senseless, so unbelievable it justifies the use of fail cat, our favorite internet meme, but thanks to Edgar Prib, we have a reason. Prib, who misses an absolutely open goal by hitting the woodwork is then too stunned by […]
Goals My Granny Could Have Scored: Valencia’s Soldado Can’t Finish v. Barcelona (Video)

September 22, 2011 — Goals My Granny Could Have Scored, La Liga

Robert Soldado may be one of Valenica’s best strikers, and honestly not a bad player overall, but this miss versus Barcelona is definitely one a geriatric could have scored. In fact, had my granny been in that very spot, she’d have even a bar of chocolate and some tea for […]